Madamo gid nga salamat kay LewdSaint sa pagtipon kag pagsulat sa sini nga mga jokes. Sa inyo nga manugbasa, tani makakadlaw man kamo pareho sg pagkadlaw ko. Sa mga indi kaintindi Hiligaynon, pasensya na lang mga abyan.

Sa may Jeep
Pasahero: Nong, Tagpila ang pliti?
Driver: Syete lang, to’.
Nagkuot sa bulsa ang pasahero. Bag-o nya lang natalupangdan nga kulang na ang iya nga kwarta para pamliti nya. P3.50 na lang ang bilin sang …

Aside from the celebration of Negros Day or the Cinco de Noviembre, another important event is celebrated in San Carlos City, the Pintaflores Festival. The festival is also in celebration of the Feast of San Carlos de Borromeo, Patron Saint of San Carlos City, whose feast falls on November 4.
This First Class Component City of Negros Occidental celebrates the Pintaflores Festival every November 3-5. The highlight of the festival is …

Been living here in Bacolod City for almost five years now but I haven’t watched MassKara Streetdance live on the streets, not even once. I can be a killjoy sometimes, preferring the peace and quiet of Mambukal over the revelry of MassKara Festival. This year was different, I decided to be where the action was, right there on the streets of Bacolod. A decision that made me look at MassKara …

We should all be concerned about the recent milk crisis caused by melamine contamination of milk from China.

No less than the President herself, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, declared the 29th Masskara Festival officially open yesterday at the Bacolod City Public Plaza. The event is very historic since it’s the first time that a Philippine president graced the opening ceremonies.
As expected, wherever GMA goes, the protesters follow her. GMA’s speech was interrupted by protesters raising placards and shouting “Oust GMA”. She resumed her speech as if nothing happened after the …

The Extra Challenge’s Promdi Episode is one of the most hilarious and entertaining episodes I’ve watched. It was aired in 2005 featuring actress and beauty queen Ruffa Gutierrez, international VJ Donita Rose, and international recording star Jasmine Trias. The three celebrities were challenged to take on tasks which they probably never imagined themselves doing. Those tasks are quite familiar for a Promdi (from the province) like me but for the …

I admit I’m not also very good with Philippine Geography and I can’t memorize all the Philippine provinces. But if I make that mistake I’m sure you’ll forgive me. However, if mainstream media such as a television news report would make such a mistake, it’s entirely a different story.
The writers of TV 5 just made that mistake in one of their news tonight. A story about a pilot plant for …

Cafebacolod.com, an online events calendar for Bacolod City and Negros Occidental has been launched. For Negrenses abroad, the Internet, in addition to families back home, is another important source of news and information. CafeBacolod aims to be the online source for the latest events happening in Bacolod City and Negros Occidental as well as in Negrense Communities abroad.
In addition to feature stories, the site also has a forum where members can …

Each of the different Philippine provinces is unique. Each is known for a certain character and product.  For Negros Occidental it is sugar. In fact, Negros Occidental produces more than half of the Philippines’ total sugar output. The province has become synonymous with sugar but unbeknown to most, Negros Occidental has more to offer. A beautiful province naturally blessed, a rich culture, charming people and delectable cuisine - are just …

Never mind that it is for a demonstration sport, a gold medal is still a gold medal. Finally, the Philippines won a gold medal in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Willy Wang won the gold medal for the Philippines at the Beijing Olympics’ wushu competition. Three wushu athletes, Benjie Rivera, Mary Jane Estimar and Marian Mariano, were also assured of bronze medals.
There couldn’t have been a better timing since the Philippine’s …