Madamo gid nga salamat kay LewdSaint sa pagtipon kag pagsulat sa sini nga mga jokes. Sa inyo nga manugbasa, tani makakadlaw man kamo pareho sg pagkadlaw ko. Sa mga indi kaintindi Hiligaynon, pasensya na lang mga abyan.

Sa may Jeep
Pasahero: Nong, Tagpila ang pliti?
Driver: Syete lang, to’.
Nagkuot sa bulsa ang pasahero. Bag-o nya lang natalupangdan nga kulang na ang iya nga kwarta para pamliti nya. P3.50 na lang ang bilin sang …

Congratulations to my new colleagues in the profession, the passers of the 2008 Chemical Engineering Licensure Examination. Come to think of it, I graduated Chemical Engineering last 1998 and passed the Chemical Engineering Licensure Examination the same year. That was a decade ago, how time flies.
I enrolled in Chemical Engineering because of a scholarship I received. However, I did not end up working in a manufacturing plant or anything directly …

We have this joke that when you reach the age of 32 you’re no longer in the calendar since it has only a maximum of 31 days. You are now part of the Lotto club since it has numbers up to 49. If you reach 50 then you’re a member of the Bingo club until you reach age 75. After that, well, either you’re dead or you’re too old to …

Happy birthday to me! I just turned 32 arggh! Actually I will turn 32 later at dawn. My mother told me I was born at dawn when the band at our barangay chapel plays the “diana”. You see, it was also our barangay fiesta, the Feast of St. Francis of Assisi. The whole barangay is celebrating my birth! As if they knew  all the while that I’m a gifted child. …

Ploning which stars Judy Ann Santos will be the Philippines’ official entry to 2009 Oscars for the best foreign language film. The Film Academy of the Philippines (FAP) has chosen Ploning over Sharon Cuneta’s Caregiver.
Ploning is a 30-year old promdi lass from Cuyo, Palawan. The story revolves around her and her relationship with a boy she has sort of adopted. It’s about love, friendship, selflessness amidst the backdrop of life …

Merry Christmas! It’s unique in Filipino culture that as early as September when the “ber” months starts, the Christmas spirit is already felt. Starting this month, you will already hear Christmas songs being played on the radio. The breeze will be a little colder, the mood a little jollier.

We Pinoys celebrate Christmas the longest. At this time, most Pinoys will already start making their Christmas list of relatives, friends and …

When I was a kid, most of my playmates are my cousins since we live in a family compound adjacent to the family compound of relatives. That’s how it is in the Philippine provinces, everybody’s related to a certain degree. Among playmates, there were only two of us who are girls so that explain why I was kinda tomboy growing up.
Filipino culture dictates that boys play guns and cars while …

It’s a good thing that the winner of the Philippines Gold Medal in the 2008 Beijing Olympics and the rest of the Wushu team will be given cash incentive. Willy Wang, the Gold Medal winner in the 2008 Beijing Olympis for wushu, will receive P500,000, Mary Jane Estimar, the Ilongga SIlver Medal winner will receive P300,000 and Bronze medal winners Benjie Rivera and Marian Mariano will each receive P100,000. The …

The Philippines gold medal in the 2008 Beijing Olympics was further boosted by Ilongga Mary Jane Estimar who won the Silver Medal in Wushu. Albeit only a demonstration sport, the medals won by the team give us reason to celebrate and hope for a better performance in 2012 London Olympics. Four medals in wushu were won by the team, Willy Wang - Gold, Mary Jane Estimar - Silver, and Bronze …

Never mind that it is for a demonstration sport, a gold medal is still a gold medal. Finally, the Philippines won a gold medal in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Willy Wang won the gold medal for the Philippines at the Beijing Olympics’ wushu competition. Three wushu athletes, Benjie Rivera, Mary Jane Estimar and Marian Mariano, were also assured of bronze medals.
There couldn’t have been a better timing since the Philippine’s …